teasexual
having the desire to drink both un-sweet, and sweet tea.
not caring if you go to the drive thru at the macdonalds, and they mess up after asking you if you want sweet or unsweet, and you answer “unsweet” and those b-st-rds give you sweet tea anyway, but you drink it because you don’t mind the taste of sugar over powering your tea.
sir, would you like sweet or unsweetened tea?
“surprise me, i’m teasuxual”
“i am openly teas-xual, i take my tea both ways”
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