Teast

came from the word “beast”
straight out of scarsdale ny
“beast” is the catch phrase for the section of scarsdale “edgewood”.
the kids from edgewood are obsessed with the word “beast”
so fazeman, and dj bun bun gave them a new word to obsesse about…
teast

(also replaces many curse words the scarsdale sports program)
“tee-sst woodies 03”

“f—…i mean teast, teast!”
a declaration of h-m-s-xuality. started in scarsdale, ny, the word serves to alert everyone around the person who says the word of their need for c-ck. this started as the population of gays in edgewood, a neighborhood of scarsdale, grew so dramatically there had to be a more efficient way for people to know that someone was gay. to this day everyone in edgewood is gay.

teasting- to come out of the closet, to get f-cked up the -ss by a man

teaster- one whose -sshole has become so loose from teasting that they become a “master of the teast”
josh s. :teast

josh s. yeah, so all you teasters out there, you guys can now f-ck me in the -ss.
a word which originated in the rich new york suburb of scarsdale. its founders are rich white teenagers, who being exempt from inner city slang but still attracted to it, invented their own sh-tty version. teast´s meaning varies from user to user, from day to day, from tool to tool. it can, simultaneously, be a reference to s-xual acts, and be used as an expression of ´cool´. such a problem is that most people in scarsdale don´t understand the definition of the word ´cool´ itself. hence the various problems in defining the word ´teast´.
exampe n. 1:

john: dude, that party in edgewood was amazing. i got so high!

sam: dude, so teast!

example. 2:

dan: that girl i deflowered was so teast!
a t-st-c-l nipple, or ball-sack nubbin
i was going down on him, and i saw a teast. now i have to get tested.