Teatowel in a tumble drier
when a male inserts his p-n-s into an oversized bucket v-g-n- and realises that there is very little hope of getting any “purchase” hence unlikely to bust his nuts. similar in meaning to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
brian: i couldn’t believe my luck last night when i finally got to nail felicity but my luck turned when i went to slip in my sausage and could not feel a thing!
terry: i heard rumours that felicity has a large bucket minge, jeff said it was like a teatowel in a tumble drier
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