tech crush
like a man crush or lady crush, when a heteros-xual person has a “crush” on someone of the same gender, not s-xual but kind of idolizing them, specifically for their technical prowess.
many straight men end up having a tech crush on troy hunt (i don’t blame them).
Read Also:
- itchy-angel
the process of sucking on angels ring worm located on her t-t. ben: yo chris what ever happened to you and angel last night? chris: oh man what an amazing night we had! we stayed up all night doing the itchy-angel!
- seelie queen
she will hypnotise you into doing things you didnt necessarily want to do, just for her pleasure. she likes to mess people up, especially mundanes and shadow hunters. she will p-ss on any piece of food that you eat from her court, and you will start growing roots and leaves. i went to court of […]
- cumbarded
to be profusely -j-c-l-t-d on . to excessively -j-c-l-t- on someone multiple times chelsea was well versed in kama sutra before i knew it i had c-mbarded her all over .
- trogladyke
a prehistoric lesbian. “last sunday, scientists discovered a troglodyk- frozen in ice in the himalayas. she was found with her lover, another trogladyk-.”
- ravin-ing
1) go to a graveyard with four of your buddies 2) dig up fresh corpse (female) and have a gang bang. 3) afterwards, one of them puts there mouth over the v-g-n-. 4) someone jumps on the stomach, shooting all the c-m and maggots and such into the person’s mouth. they swallow it. i sure […]