Tech Slapped
to be put in one’s place whilst discussing technology, by another person who’s tech knowledge far surp-sses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
this can be thought of as the non-physical, tech -n-logy to being “b-tch slapped”. though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the tech slap with the word, “actually”. the more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the slap.
slappee: “did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?”
slapper: “actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the nsa’s may launch of uberview. today’s satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 megapixel, full spectrum ccd sensors could now be used to determine the s-x and eye color of a second trimester fetus.”
observer to slappee: “dude, you just got tech slapped.”
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