tech-twat
an adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs sh-tty antivirus software, use nothing but internet explorer, have their computers run on windows xp, and use yahoo as their default search engine.
dad: hey son! i just installed this new, free antivirus software called spy sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! i’m just gonna click fix now…
son: dad! that’s a fake antivirus, you tech-tw-t!
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