techanic
n.
anyone who works with or has expertise in anything technical. techanics, much like their sibling the ‘mechanic’, are placed in situations of similar power with regards to scr-w-ng you over monetarily without you even knowing.
most of us have a techanic we go to that we can trust when we have questions about building a website, or buying a computer so when we go shopping we won’t get gouged on the prices.
i went to best buy to purchase a new computer, but the techanic up there just kept trying to sell me features i didn’t think i needed, and quoted me a $2999 on a new basic system!
josh, my techanic, says web 2.0 is overrated.
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