Techboner


a nerd who gets a b-n-r
” ned got a techb-n-r ”

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    the act of having a friend or you yourself being in a trance because of a hot guy/girl or simply because of food person 1: hey wanna go for a walk? person 2: yea in a second -2-5 minutes p-ss person 1: do you stil wanna go for a walk? person 2: what? i never […]

  • The garden hose

    when a female puts their thumb over the hole of the v-g-n-, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy. man jenny gave me the garden hose, she garden hosed the sh-t out of me last night!

  • Tinder

    a mobile phone app to get free stds and other fancy venereal diseases from desperate weirdos around your area. dumb girls: lets go on tinder to get us some herpes from that guy living up the street. dating app. tinder is the mcdonalds for s-x. nah, she’s not my girlfriend, she’s just a tinder. a […]

  • titty physics

    when a game has seperate physics particularly for female br–sts. where they bounce with such force that it defies all logic, and is clearly to arouse the player. scarlet blade has some amazing t-tty physics

  • tjlc

    the johnlock conspiracy. the idea that the popular ship johnlock (john watson/sherlock holmes) in the bbc series sherlock will eventually become canon. fans believe that the writers for the show already have plans to make it canon but are saving it for later in the series or will be endgame. “you have no proof that […]


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