Technesia
people who suffer from technesia forget any technologically-related instructions anyone gives them moments after they need them. thus they will ask you the same technology-related question over-and-over since they forgot you already told them 5 times before.
geez, that’s the 6th time i’ve told them how to connect to a wireless network. they must be suffering from a severe case of technesia.
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