technitard
noun – a non-(politically correct) term used to describe a person who may or may not be book-smart, but when he/she is put into any technical-type situation… he/she is totally lost. a technical r-t-rd. one who is completely overwhelmed, can not figure out (or is afraid to try), anything of a technical nature without guidance and/or an easy-to-read instruction manual. completely lacking the self-confidence to: repair, replace, configure, make-right, -ssemble, dismantle, remove, install, build, or explain anything technical.
a technitard is the person who consistently has the flashing 12:00 on any device with a digital clock. example: you walk into their home and your eyes are immediately drawn to the old vcr… it’s blue digits blinking 12 clock on the display!
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