techno-clubbed
this is when a non-technical person gets intellectually “clubbed to death” by technical terms or geeks in meetings, making the person feel stupid or inadequate because it’s not their area of expertise or interest. the techno-clubber always talks at warp speed and is very impatient.
“oh you know, it’s when the whatzit links to the browser and then we click here and here and here and then you save it in this format and copy it to the other thing. it’s easy.”
“i felt techno-clubbed by that it guy back there.”
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