techno-hamster
a person who is adorable, energetic and very enthusiastic about all things technical, especially the internets but is totally clueless about how any of it works.
their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.
it should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, “falling into a heating vent” as it were.
“that hooman is such a techno-hamster, he’s number one on youtube today because the video he posted and thought was funny, instead enraged the mob, getting him there anyway.”
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