technofucked
a situation where various high technology devices simultaneously fail and are rendered useless.
immediately after his internet connection dropped, joe noticed that his cell phone didn’t have a signal and the battery in his pda would not hold a charge. he knew right away that he was technof-cked.
bob was so thoroghly technof-cked that he wondered if a giant meteor had just crashed into earth, thus terminating all electronic communications worldwide.
with no cell towers in the area, jay was completely technof-cked when his gps system crashed as he was driving in a rural, unfamiliar part of the county.
the i.t. geek was explaining the problem in a complex, technical manner when i interrupted and exclaimed, “i’m technof-cked!”.
frustrated after a few minutes of being technof-cked, scott wondered if this was how life felt in the 1950’s.
lea never enjoys camping trips in the wilderness because she rejects the idea of being voluntarily technof-cked.
after just a few minutes at his grandmother’s home, he was overcome with depression as the grim reality of not having wi-fi, cable tv, or air conditioning left him incredibly technof-cked.
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