Technological Tourettes


a syndrome in which one gets so incredibly infuriated by technology the emotion boils up in one monosyllabic outburst; usually the word f-ck! most commonly suffered by i.t. personnel but also know to affect smartphone users and elderly people with more than one remote control.
bob’s lost spreadsheet induced technological tourettes and got him a three day suspension and a lot of dirty looks from his bible-thumping co-workers.

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