technology

1) the application of science, math, engineering, art, and other fields of knowledge to create tools and implementations deemed useful by a society.

2) anything that has to do with computers. often misused by stupid people and corporations that market to said stupid people.
during the 20th century, humanity demonstrated that it had achieved the technology to leave its home planet’s atmosphere, land on and explore its moon, and return safely to its homeworld.

the latest technology is blu-ray.
something that will eventually destroy society, make obesity the new “average” weight, and cause m-ss unemployment.
d-mn technology.
in economics: not a resource, but part of the production process. anything that increases the performance of an resource without the change in resources.
in war, a country with the comparitive advantage in national defense, has a greater availability of technology that increases their performance without the need of a large quant-ty of troops.
n. anything that was invented after you were born
“i love technology.”

“technology is killing me.”
first coined by young ingenue judy alexander, “technologies” is a term for any kind of awkward social interactions/dynamics. it can be used as either an adjective or a noun.
yeah, she was my boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend and i guess i was wearing these shoes that she left at his house a long time ago, so it was total technologies.

or:

don’t listen to those girls and what they say about you, they don’t know anything, it’s just technologies.
something that allows one to talk with hot babes on the internet all day.
“i love technology, but not as much as you, you see. still, i love technology… always and forever”
the downfall of the western civilization.
that boy watch television until his eyes protruded, when he was unable to watch any further.