Technology Vampire


the term technology vampire comes from irc and refers to someone who comes into a channel and begins to suck the life out of the channel by asking question after question after question. once the vampire has sucked the channel dry the vampire disappears. most often this kind of vampire comes from romania but have been know to come from elsewhere.
hi, i want to make a web site, how do i do that?
you need a web server with the proper extentions and then you code the pages.
how do i set up a server like that?
do you have linux or a server version of windows?
whats linux?
do you know any web languages?
i’m not sure what those are. what are some of them?
what kind of web site do you want?
i’m not real sure what i want.
(…ad nauseam)

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