Technophrenic


technophrenic is the schizophrenic behavior of people who appear to be talking to themselves, but are really using a bluetooth earpiece to talk to their stockbroker, friend, fellow work, ex-wife, dog, children, podiatrist, or anyone else who will stay on the line with them while they roam about doing g-d only knows what.
he ain’t crazy, he’s only technophrenic. see the bluetooth in his ear. he’s yelling at his {insert choice here}.

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