technosexual

a person, male or female, who is so deeply enthralled with technology they discuss it with a level of p-ssion that most people reserve for s-x. not always a geek or a nerd, but generally someone who has the latest and greatest everything.
she became so excited about her new laptop and pda that her friends knew she must be technos-xual.
a man or woman that prefers the company of an electronic device over that of a living being, typically used to describe a woman that does not have a husband/boyfriend as an insult; by claiming they prefer a vibrator to a man.
man: are those moon pants, cause that -ss is out of this world baby!
woman uses her mace on man.
man: you technos-xual b-tch, my eyes!
a person who is s-xually and socially involved in relationships with technology.
jeremy:”hey amber, why are you licking your laptop?”
amber:”i’m a technos-xual it turns me on so much!”
a person or being that feels s-xual attraction towards computers or any form of technology.
1: hey, did you hear? bob’s a technos-xual now.

2: i bet he gets his circuits in a twist.

1: no.
a person whose s-xuality has been morphed by the combination of technology and s-x such that their s-xual needs are completely met by internet p-rn, cyber-s-x, and high tech ultra realistic s-x toys no longer requiring human interaction.
dude 1: “dude, what’s up with larry? i haven’t seen him with a girl in years. has he gone gay or something?”

dude 2: “nah man he’s gone technos-xual. no more dating games for him! he doesn’t even have to pay em to leave!! he just turns the p-rn switch off and puts that virtual va-jay-jay under the bed.”

dude 1: ” whoa!!! he doesn’t have to worry about remembering birthdays, dealing with in-laws, or them gettting fat either…..cool!”
a technos-xual individual is someone who has desire to make a love or to be a couple with someone else, depend on the electronic goods or gadgets belong to his/her couple. so they chose someone to love based on gadgets that they hold or it could be a vehicle that they use. they can be male or female.
melanie: ” oouuuh omg, jack, u have a sophisticated motorcycle, it’s awesome!! . . .take me with u jack! ”
jack : ” okaaay! i love technos-xual! haha. . .”
the state of being a lonely, ginger f-g whose only possibility of a mate lies in technology
also applies to anyone who knows what linux is.
an individual who uses the mental image of something technological for stimulation whilst doing their ugly girlfriend/sibling
mmmm…..systems development life cycle…….
this const-tutes as hardcore technos-xualism

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