Techpendancy
the utter dependance that non-computer users have on those they believe to be highly skilled in the area. normally developed in the old or the parents, most of the time it is completly unfounded.
john: hey man, remember that time you checked my e-mails for me?
david: yeh…
john: well now i need you to re-format a new drive, install it and move all my files over, could you do that for me, i’m completly techpendant on you
mom: carl, could you delete some virus’ off of the family computer?
carl: mom, your techpendancy on me is killing my social life.
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