Techrippled
the debilitating condition that occurs when one’s technological devices cease to function properly, rendering their owner virtually handicapped for a extended period.
“gahd-mn son i dropped my iphone in the cheese whiz and now i can’t watch ‘ancient aliens’ , im techrippled!!!”
#geek squad
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