tectonic shit
when you have a sh-t ready to exit a person’s colon, but waited too long. the sh-t starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new sh-t ready to blow out. the t-rds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.
john: “karl, where have you been all day?’
karl: ” i somehow managed to p-ss a tectonic sh-t and not die”
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