ted kennedy


possibly the only liberal whose wasteline is bigger than michael moore’s. allowed a woman to die while he ran away.
never get in a car with ted kennedy.
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any of various fat, red-faced, thickset rodents, inhabiting northern regions and known for periodic m-ss drunk migrations that sometime leads to driving off in water, ending their mate’s life in drowning.

see also lemming
liberals do the ted kennedy on the way to the fabricate 9/11 movie because they want to know how to gain favor with hezbollah.
“the swimmer” a man who got away with murder.
my gun has killed less people then ted kennedy’s car.
a bloated pasty slog characterized by a fear of water and morality.
ted kennedy (lard-ss liberalis extremis) is a species pr-ne to serious migrational difficulties, a result of decreased navigational ability usually caused by the m-ss consumption of alcohol and may account for why the species is facing extinction. expectedly, most experts agree that the planet as a whole will actually benefit from the inevitable extinction of this species and speculate that the “missing third bullet” has yet to do its work.
huge elitist, m-sshole in the us senate. when it looked like he would lose the 1994 race against mitt romney the clinton supported him. to repay them in 2008 he stabbed them in the back, called them racist and threw full support behind noob barack obama. not a big surprise since he has a history of scr-w-ng up democratic elections. in 1980 he challenged jimmy carter and was even less coherent in his vision. what he did accomplish was weakening carter even further and -ssuring greater republican success.

in 1965 supported hart-celler act.

“the bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. it will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. it will not relax the standards of admission. it will not cause american workers to lose their jobs.”

fast forward to 2006-2008. almost verbatim on so called immigration bills.

on firearms
“manufacture and sale of handguns should be terminated. existing handguns should be acquired by the states.”
you don’t need guns. just live in gated homes in posh areas with high police presents like ted kennedy.

in 1972 ted kennedy got drunk on a flight in alaska and ran down the aisle yelling “eskimo power.”

i am for replacing ted kennedy with the next person that illegally crosses the border.
a term used to describe the act of dunking someones head underwater.
the bully was doing a ted kennedy on a smaller kid in the swimming pool then the lifegurd yelled out to stop it or else.
the reason m-ssachusetts should not get a senator.
wow ted kennedy is an murdering drunk r-t-rd whos not as good looking as jfk.

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