Teddy Bombed
when your kid turns on the music box of their build-a-bear then throws it in your bed while you’re sleeping, and runs off.
“i was sleeping in on sat-rday, having the best dream ever, when i got teddy bombed by my kid. her bear plays icarly music (shudders).”
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