teddy graham
chubby white girl with a tan.
she’s cute in the face but i don’t mess with teddy graham’s.
black men love teddy graham’s.
i got a honey graham but all of her friends are teddy graham’s.
a overpriced stupid cookie shaped like a godd-mn bear.
“i can’t get this f-cking bag of teddy grahams open because they package the thing shut with f-cking superglue.” said joe
a snack that homestarrunner loves spitting all over strong bad’s bas-m-nt.
it was not so long ago that i was in strong bad’s bas-m-nt, spitting teddy grahams all over the place, when one of em’ got stuck in the ceiling…
verb: to draw a masturbating teddy bear and then sneak it into someone’s stuff
or
verb: to dress up in a bear costume, ring a doorbell, and then pretend to beat off when people answer the door
when that girl looks away, i’m going to teddy graham her purse.
a bear type h-m-s-xual, i.e. lots of body hair, usually with a full beard, who is a vegetarian and wears bikenstocks.
“hey ned, have you seen the new teddy graham working at whole foods? totally cute!”
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