Teddy KGB


a bowel movement where after the main dump, there’s still a piece of t-rd that is on the verge of coming out, but you just can’t get it out. called a teddy kgb because it’s just “hanging around”. will usually result in a terrible wipe where at least half a roll of toilet paper is used.
“well, that sucked. i was in there for 25 minutes. it was a real teddy kgb.”

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