Tedward
tedward is the term for an edward who wishes to be called “ted” despite not being a theodore.
1. his name is edward but he’d rather you call him ted; if you don’t want to then you can just call him tedward.
2. tedward kennedy sure was making interesting faces during the sate of the union speech.
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a nickname a crazed twilight fan names her crush whose name is already either theodore, ted, or any t starting name.
girl reading twilight series: “ahh, tedward!” ::looks at crushes pic::
a male who has oral s-x with cattle.
in an episode of how i met your mother, a main character “barney” made a joke about another main character “ted” engaging in oral s-x with a cow. for the rest of the episode, the joke was merely referred to as “tedward’d a bull”.
after that episode, it has sprang like wildfire all over the interweb forums.
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