tee off
to punch someone, preferably with extreme force.
imma tee off on yo grill n-gg-!
masturbating after viewing pictures from one of the many online hip and/or ironic tee shirt sellers (probably to your left right now).
dude, the second i saw the “rawr means i love you in dionosaur” banner ad i knew i had to tee off.
i wanted to go to definithing.com but didn’t have time to tee off.
there are some sites i just can’t visit while surfing at the library lest the desire to tee off arise.
to rub the tip of the d-ck. m-st-rb-t-!) may get you an -rg-sm faster that jerking off.
ahhhh. yess, man does it feel good to tee off to p-rn
tee off is a good sayin to use when sombody is annoying you! i use it all the time its like a move along sayin!
tee off! ive had enough of you an ur hat!
to wake up with morning wood
do i know what morning wood is?! i tee off every morning
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