teeball

def. 1: used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
def.2: used to describe someone of the opposite s-x, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. a sure thing.

origin: beginner’s little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.
“i know the guy who runs that place, so getting our friends in should be teeball tonight.”

“see that drunk chick over there? total teeball.”
n. extending the baseball dating -n-logy, an individual or scenario where advancing to the next base is notably easier than normal.

v. to take advantage of the aforementioned lack of difficulty advancing to next the next base.
1. “how was the party last night?”
“killer. met a girl who was a total tee ball.”

2. “what do you want to do tonight?”
“let’s find a party and go tee balling.”
a s-x position that involves three h-m-s-xual males where a fun, kiddy recreation sport is recreated for -rg-smic pleasure.

male a lies on the floor with a hard-on (the tee)

male b crouches over male a, gently resting his b-lls on the tip of male a’s p-n-s (the ball)

male c kneels down next to males a and b and proceeds to swing his p-n-s in order to make contact with male b’s b-lls. (the bat)
jim meets his h-m-s-xual friends for coffee at starbucks.

jim says, “hey fellas, i’m feeling particularly h-rny tonight. let’s play teeball.”