Teeing Off


a s-xual move which became wildly popular during the 90’s when a man gets a woman’s nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her t-ts, doin’ her in a walk-in freezer, doin’ her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. then the man places one or both of his b-lls on the erect nipple, the “tee” and uses his d-ck, the “club” to drive the ball(s) off the tee.
bro it’s so cold outside, i think if i crack open my window enough cold air will leak through that i’ll be teeing off on this big-faced hunnie in no time!

holy sh-t man we were so wasted last night she actually let me tee off!
when a person becomes that irate they throw a large fit and start shouting profusely and then tend to kill small children.
i was teeing off the other night i killed that b-tch!
a phrase refering to masturbation. a.k.a beating off, jerking off. if one says they have a 4:00 tee time, it would mean that individual is planning to m-st-rb-t- at 4:00.
nick: hey pal!
jay: hey there good friend.
nick: whats up?
jay:oh nothing much, just finished teeing off.
nick:atta boy;)
when you take a fight to the ground and you throw huge left and rights at them with great force and speed. they can’t take it.
(after a brutal fight) that guy was teeing off

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