teej

a variant of the bl-wj-b in which the lips as well as the teeth are utilized.
i’m hurtin from that teej last night but it was sure worth it!
a gesture that is performed by lifting both shoulders and eyebrows up and grimacing and is an indication of either one’s agreement or apathy. a typical att-tude or thought whilst performing this gesture include “i concur my homie” or “i can’t/don’t want to get involved”
dude1: “dude, can you give me a ride to the angels game?”
dude2: (teej) …”dude, the angels need new pitching.”
dude1: “i’ll teej to that” (teej) “but they’re still my team!”
noun: the moment of akward silence that proceeds after somebody you know makes an extremely bad, hapless, half-witted joke. usually, it is a desperate attempt to be funny by said person and the resulting teej encapsulates both deathly silence and pity for the creator of the teej. n-body is immune
we were all at the restaurant and the waitress brought our pizza to our table. we all thanked her but jonny, who said “when you bent over to put down our food you were like the leaning tower of pizza” which made a total teej.

i was sat with my mum and she made a really bad joke, she totally teejed the moment.
a way to insult another person in a vulgar way. usually used to insult ones metal capacity. highly considered more insulting than the word “r-t-rd”.
1. “your such a flippin’ teej”

2. “stop being a teej!”