teen nick
a cr-ppy “teen” show make by nickelodeon that is supposedly targeted towards 14-19 year olds but is so r-t-rded and simple that only 9 year olds and 15 year old stoners after two weeks of constant green days could like it. all the fans (including the ones at the tapings) are between 7-12 years old.
8 year old: hey i ‘m watching teen nick! i’m mature, like you, bro!
16 year old brother: no, you’re not you idiot. hilary duff just poured chili into a cowboy boot and tried to beat both a clock and an 11 year old chick from the audience. that’s not funny; that’s sad.
the channel that (as of october 2011), has become the
ressurection of all that is “the real nickelodeon. it is a
channel, where the dreams of all those who are huge fans
of the original nickelodeon, have finally come true!!!
dude 1- “hey man”
dude 2- “what”
dude 1- “this nickelodeon sucks; what else is there to watch?”
dude 2- “i know, lets watch teen nick; that’s where all the real nickelodeon is!”
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