Teen Werewolves
1. history(in a nutshut):think of scene f-ggots and wanna be team jacob fan girls putting their minds together. usually it’s when some f-ggot kid holds onto their dogs d-ck too long and doesn’t know how to function so they decide to act like their “fetish of choice”. then they tend to attract a lot more f-ggots with the same problem, who “understand” them. they’re a “family” and “not trying to intimidate anyone” att-tude seems to have spread to even more f-ggots out in the community. “wolf packs” are generally in high schools.
fashion: they like to wear little wolf tails, some f-ggy vampire teeth that they wish were jowls, black…purple…. bunch of dark coloured clothing. lots of make up, even if it seems unnecesary. think of it like the old show “teen wolf” but with a scene f-g as the main star(s).
how they act: they like to bark and howl. when they get hurt they yelp. they have some kind of issue with violence seeing that they claim they’re “peaceful”. f-ggot, you claim you’re a werewolf. act like it. tend to gather under full moons and be… wolf like?
tldr; scene wanna be furries with superiority problems.
2. a way to describe an awesome 90’s show.
~run into a pack of teen werewolves~ oh, hey ~hair flip~, didn’t see you there. i was watching that chipmunk over there. ~hair flip and an awkward pause as you try and p-ss~ hey, want to go howl at the moon and stuff with us, like tonight? ~this is the part where you either become a f-ggot or walkaway.~
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