Teenage Dirtbag
song by wheatus, the most sweet band ever.
teenage dirtbags are those kids who listen to iron maiden and metallica and don’t shower. also, usually don’t have any friends.
devon: i hear riley’s getting her 4th abortion this year.
ryan: whatta teenage dirtbag.
teenage dirtbag.
+often one who lives in filth, but one whose personal hygenic levels are acceptable.
+often “geeky”, “nerdy”, “losery” and sometimes distant.
+usually reserved/mysterious.
+best friend tends to be a computer.
+skin is pale because most of spare time is spent inside, away from the sun.
+has own style of clothing or takes bits and pieces from other stereotypes (i.e. punk, metalhead, goth, ect.)
+likes alternative music, but mostly metal.
+has an “i don’t give a flying f-ck about what you think of me” att-tude
+placid unless provoked.
+often said to be a “disturbed geek”
prepy sk-nk: “you are suck a teenage dirtbag. where are all your friends? oh wait i forgot. you don’t have any. oh my g-d! your shoes don’t even match!”
dirtbag: “does it look like i care?”
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