teenage mutant ninja turtles

they can easily kick the power rangers’ -sses any day of the week.
power ranger: ha ha! those are ninja turtles? they look like rejects from rita and zedd’s palace. we’ll mop the floors with them in five minutes.
(five minutes later)
power ranger: can’t….feel….legs….(dies)
heroes in a half-sh-ll. turtle power!
was a really cool show before those d-mn power rangers came and f-cked everything up with their sissy zords.
turtle power! cowabunga!
$20 bucks says these smooth pimp daddies can beat the sh-t out of those fruitbag power rangers seven sides of sunday.
michaelangelo, donatello, leonardo, and raphael. ph33r.
the sh-t. in a good way.
“yo man! teenage mutant ninja turtles is the sh-t, yo!”
“yeah, i know what u mean dawwwwg”
“teenage mutant ninja turtles- heroes in a half-sh-ll— turtle power!”
one of the best u.s. cartoon series ever to exist, and first appeared as a comicbook in the early 1980s. has 3 movie incarnations and 3 different series to air on tv, the newest appearing 2003.
hey dawg, you saw ninja turtles yesterday? them d-mn turtle boys iz bad azz f-ck, my n-gg-!
a franchise that reached world-wide popularity circa-1990. the charactors were four mutated turtles that were the size of humans, crave pizza, talk and have expert martial at skills, learned from a similarly mutated giant rat… master splinter. their sworn enemy was the shredder, or “shreadhead”/”metalmouth”.
i used to watch this before school every day 14 years ago.

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