Teenage South Carolinian
one of the 1/5 americans who cannot locate the united states on a map because they don’t have a map and because our education in south africa and the iraq should help the us.
“dude, i ran into someone today who didn’t have a map and couldn’t locate the us.”
“they must be a teenage south carolinian.”
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