Teenage Years
like dog years, teenage years is just another annoying time difference.
if you are with a friend, then 3 hours is equal to 20 minutes.
however, if you are doing something with your parents, 10 minutes is equal to too long.
jack” “can we go now?”
mom: “in 15 minutes.”
jack: “but that’s like my whole life in teenage years.”
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