Teenager

someone who is well-prepared for a zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrow’s maths test.
teenager : i’m a teenager!!
dad : no you aren’t,you haven’t even studied for tomorrow’s maths test!
something im not proud to be, because a lot of teenagers are quite simply put; idiots.
im 17, and i look around and see all of these people (teenagers) moping around, i tell them that we live like kings and they shrug me off and tell me about how bad their life is because, for example, they got dumped.

teenagers aren’t mentally ready, or responsible for relationships. love at first sight? no, l-st at first sight my good gentlemen, there is a difference.
people who get no repect and are looked down upon because some of us are idiots.
not all teenagers are bad, disrespectful, know-it-all, idiots. it’s just a pathetic sterotype.
someone who has everything but appreciates nothing.
every teenager(including me, at times)
human beings who are unsure whether they are adolescents or adults.
teenagers annoy me despite the fact that i am one.
something you either have been, are, or will be.
stop f-cking adolescents! look up and you’ll know why.
people who suffer the most ageisum. most people dislike them. others dont understand them being a teenager is the hardest part of your when confused of who you are and what you wanna do with your life. which is made worse by ageist older people who think all of them are s-x obssesd, drug dealing pot heads. which i find very harsh
two teenagers are walking
adult one- look at those good for nothing kids
adult two- lets cross the road before they tryto sell us drugs
when used in the manner to denigrate, it is a superficial umbrella statement -sserted against youths between the 13-19 age bracket. the word’s negative connotations stem from the actions of the minority of adolescents who typically display qualities and proclivities that can be construed as unappreciative, lame and otherwise emo. while these behaviors only account for a small percentage of the group, the majority of the demographic demonstrates responsibility by involving themselves with extracurricular activities and organizations, striving for academic excellence, holding a job, performing ch-r-s, volunteering their time and services to charitable causes, and coming home in time for curfew.

fellow teenagers who demonstrate ageism toward their own peers are generally anti-social, bandwagon-jumping slapwads who try too hard to appear edgy and enlightened, thus categorizing them with other lame-ss individuals of their age bracket; this behavior can only be encapsulated with the term “teenager,” by their defintion.
no, not all teenagers are drug toking, binge drinking, baby making chimpanzees from h-ll. however, if you do insist on exercising your right to be a misanthropist, the moral of this definition is to hate the individual, or the subculture, and not the entire group.

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