teenfag

a teenf-g is someone usually between the age 13 and 19 who acts in a stereotypical teenage way. the term “teenf-g” covers a vast array of people, as the definition is very broad.

there are two categories of teenf-g: typical and atypical.

typical refers to the annoying ones who listen to generic modern pop music and/or mainstream hip-hop, dress like sl-ts/douchebags, and use annoying catchphrases borrowed from ghetto speak like “fleek” or “bae” (and formerly yolo and swag). they tend to be obsessed with social media and are never seen without their smartphone that their parents paid for. you will typically see them hanging out in groups of various sizes.

atypical refers to the “edgy” teenf-gs that dress like complete buffoons and are always carrying some kind of label like emo, goth, scene, or whatever other sh-tty pseudoculture they could dig up. they tend to listen to very specific genres of music, all of which tend to be equivalent to ear rape. their goal in life is to “stand out” by conforming to a preexisting group, making them even bigger tools than typical teenf-gs. they too, tend to always be carrying a smartphone, but they behave like rats on social media (by showing off cutting themselves, talking about how they hate everyone, etc.).

either way, all teenf-gs are cancer.
bob: “what is up with those white kids crip walking?”
jeffrey: “they’re just a gaggle of typical teenf-gs.”