teenie bopper

a trendy immature little girl who’s the result of watching years of mtv fake reality shows like next, room raiders, laguna beach, wears abercrombie, american eagle, hollister and atleast one piece of tiffany’s jewelery bought of course by their parents or pathetic boyfriends. these girls go through all stages of their lives driving daddy’s car, using their brand new $2000 cell phone and having everything handed to them. a horrible day in one of these little girls lives is seeing someone at school wearing the exact same shirt!! omg!! (and knowing what that means). they live to read about celebrities lives and things like brad and angelina’s newest adopted disaster waiting to happen.
teenie boppers: go to any movie theater on a friday, sat-rday, or sunday night inside and hanging outside so you can’t walk. walk around asu campus and check out some sorority girls. those girls that would just die if starbucks closed down.

…i by no means am gay or don’t like girls, trust me i have had my fair share of asu little sl-t bags but even i get annoyed as sh-t with them during daylight sober hours… 🙂
girls about nine or ten years old that look like mini scene chicks and run around wearing their mom’s fake pearls and bright pink tutu’s with green striped stockings.

the best two things to ever happen to them was jesse mccartney and switchfoot.

they try to act like they’re special when in all actuality, they’re just acting like their poser older sisters.
karren kicked a bunch of teenie boppers out of the coffee shop yesterday.
an inverness slang word aimed at the f-ggy skater kids who annoy the h-ll out of people at falcon square. for the most part, absolute gimps who probably didn’t get enough hugs when growing up. they are often seen in their “natural habitat” of the skate store or at falcon sq. getting told to f-ck off by the shopping center security guards for skateboarding on their property.
guy- “good lord, look at that greasy unwashed teenie bopper whose hat looks like an unrolled condom”

the guy with the red hat and ridiculous mustache- “we should pack all the teenie boppers into a small shed with a skate ramp, shove their boards up their -sses, douse the shed in petrol and let those motherf-ckers burn”
an adorably small hammer used to hit, or “bop”, adorably small things.
person 1: “that thing is just way to adorably small”

person 2: “true. good thing i have a teenie bopper!”