teenpie
when a teenage girl receives a creampie from an older guy’s d-ck.
kiersten : happy belated 18th birthday girl !
brigit : thanks your boyfriend chad gave me a teenpie night that made me feel like an adult woman!
kiersten : f-ck that sob i’m gonna kill him!
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