teeny bopper

stupid girls of ages 10-14 who squeal and giggle so much that satan is willing to drag them back to h-ll. they brag about their boyfriends and show them off during lunch by sitting in a table full of sh-tty stupid ‘couples’. they like pink and listen to stupid bubblegum pop and think they are teenagers and try to hard to act like them. they cry when they see a pimple…for f-ckin sake its just a pimple!!! it’ll go away and who the h-ll will care if you have a pimple!!!??? they think they’re all that and dress in pink, purple, mini-skirts, and t-shirts that say, ‘pop princess’, or ‘ms. att-tude’ and other cr-p like that. they like typing like this: ‘l00k ann i have a new cell!!! i kan sleep over yay!!! like we can call up the b0iz and paint our nailz!!! g2g bi!!!!’ it is so annoying. they think they’re all that just because they have ‘boyfriends’. they don’t know the true definition of that word. they often write in their online journals, ‘i love jason he is so hott i wanna kiz him!!!!’ when asked about their favorite hobby, they all scream like sl-ts, “shopping!!!!”
bopper: hi wussup homie???
me: you boppers suck serious -ss. o_o
the ethnic group hitler would focus on instead if he were alive today.
teeny bopper: let’s all get ice-cream sodas!
hitler: kommen sie um!
a r-t-rd, usually a 11-14 year old girl who wears shirts that say things like “angel” “princess” “diva” “goddess,” etc. they wear sparkly pink/blue jewelry. and the true mark is crisp, clean new-looking low-top converse or navy blue skechers. also pretend they have b–bs but they dont. their bras are more like a piece of elastic with eggsh-lls connected. and they enjoy wearing denim bell bottoms or “flares” with pre-worn out b-tts and/or a little flowery design somewhere.
hey, check out the fruity teenybopper… yeah the one with cheap b-tterfly clips in her hair and the justin timberlake lunchbox
teenage wh-r-. they like to listen to sh-t music to be in a group. they flock around their tvs watchin mtv to see whats hip. they deck themselves out at hot topic to be like avril laving or good charlote or wear skimpy clothes when they are fat as h-ll and have backacne to be like britney spears. they always watch american idol and always vote for the gay guy. they are one of the most hated people in the world, next to terrorists.
breaking news: the government ordered the genocide of teeny boppers.
an odd species of n00b that displays the following traits…

-fond of mtv, good charlotte, the like.
-plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words “punk princess.”
-natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. “lol!!!111!z liek aslz!143e12!!!”

easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. don’t go for the head, they’re like roaches.
“break out the frags, guys, it’s teeny bopper season.”
a fanatcial teenager, often a girl at the cusp of p-b-rty, who squanders vast amounts of hard earned money on useless items of clothes, music, and fashion products. frowned upon by the more educated sector of our soceity, considred the epitome of ignorance of the teen age life.
look at the 12 your old dame, sh-t n-gg-, she’s your cl-ssic teenboppa
a girl who is not usually a teen, more around the ages of anywhere from 9 and sadly up to fourteen in some cases. they usually wear shirts that have the limited too logo and tight jeans with stupid designs. some of the ‘h4rdk0r3’ teenyboppers will wear thongs up to their armpits and skirts that barely cover their prementrual -sses. the younger teenyboppers typically listen to boy bands, while the older ones listen to rap.
teenybopper: omgzzz i got diz rlly purty shurt frum ltd2 it sez 90% angel on it!!!!one!!!!!

me: die.

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