teerard
created by switching the “r” and the “t” in “r-t-rd, it is a discrete synonym for r-t-rd that can go unnoticed. used in situations where an actual challenged person is present and/or near the conversation in which “r-t-rd” is needed.
“d-mn eric…you are such a teerard.” (said while looking over eric’s shoulder, spotting a real r-t-rd)
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