Teesh

a very rare marsupial found exclusively in the area surrounding greenville, north carolina. teesh are known to eat non-food items such as rocks, dirt, clothing, condoms, rubber bands, or string. teesh are also known for their smell. the smell is extremely pungent, and resembles a combination of rotten eggs, doo-doo b-tter, old cabbage, goat cheese, gym socks, mildew, and deer p-ss. the teesh has no true niche in its environment, it is simply a scavenger and a drifter, usually resting on a foregin couch before arising at night to feed. the national wildlife federation has put the teesh on its list of proctected species and asks any individual who comes across a teesh to return it to the national teesh wrangler, mr. daniel thomas bricker of greenville.
–where the h-ll did my chalupa go?

–the teesh strikes again.
a word exclusively used in hawick in the scottish borders meaning fantastic, brilliant, perfect.
“i had a great time last night – the band were teesh”
a nickname mostly used for people with the name of let-tia and leticia
– sup let-tia

– call me teesh
commonly used as a synonym to describe the ability for one to be awkward or to bring a sense of creepiness into a conversation or group setting. this can be a natural talent that one can never out grow. this is a common trait among toronto maple leaf fans.
megan why do you always talk about your pet rat rufus? thats gross… thats so teesh
1 : to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive
2 : to create a false or misleading impression
3 : an untruth / a lie
4 : something that misleads or deceives
“that is a teesh, barry”
“he was teeshing when he told me that”
“teesher”
“stop teeshing”