teetotaled
teetotaled – abruptly forced into a life of teetotalism (complete abstinence from alcohol) due to health issues such as sudden allergic reactions or disease.
“i used to enjoy red wine with every dinner, until i was teetotaled in my mid 20’s by a severe allergy.”
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