teflon dump
when you take a dump but your -n-s stays clean so you don’t have to wipe your -ss more than once.
extremely satisfying.
#1: wow, you’re back fast! thought you was gonna take a dump?
#2: sure did – got a lucky teflon dump!
after dropping a deuce you wipe once and there isn’t even a pale brown stain on the toilet paper.
the origin is dow chemical’s teflon that is applied to frying pans to keep food from sticking. ronald reagan was known as the “teflon president” because no one could get any scandal to stick to him.
john: sarah can you check my spokes and balloon knot? i just wiped and there wasn’t any stain on the toilet paper.
sarah: nothing there
john: hey, i just dropped a teflon dump!
Read Also:
- terrwhorist
a celebrity, usually devoid of any discernible talent, that uses flagrant displays of s-xuality to hijack media outlets despite the general public’s preference that they just f-cking disappear (e.g., paris hilton, lindsay lohan, heidi and spencer, the kardashians, etc.) g-d dammit! every time i open a newspaper or turn on cnn, all i see is […]
- Emillisk
when a persons work has a certain touch that makes you believe it is not the work of the person who says so. origins from old norse, reapeared after ww2. a: look, i so totally nailed this -ssigment! d: dude, your dad, superman, did that, that is something emillisk
- fageye
when cigarette smoke comes into contact with the eyeball causing the eyeball to sting and water. dude, don’t light up cigarette ends, they increase the chance of f-geye. when you get cigarette smoke in your eye and it f-ckin hurts! sh-t, just got double f-g eye
- Rat Brain
when a dude stretches his scr-t-m tightly to one t-st-cl- and displays it. he could put it right next to a sleeping person’s face, for instance. you could also just tightly wrap it to two t-st-cl-s. dude, get your rat brain out of my face. when a man squeezes his b-lls so that the scr-t-m […]
- northern soul
northern soul refers to music and -ssociated dance styles and fashions that were popular in the dancehalls of northern england, starting in the late 1960s. the phrase northern soul was coined by journalist dave g-din after a visit to the twisted wheel club sometime around 1970 for his column in blues and soul magazine. many […]