tefting
the act of sending text messages on your mobile phone while walking closely behind a stranger so you don’t get hit by a car (since you’re not looking up).
origins: “texting” and “drafting” (like race cars)
dude, i was tefting this afternoon on my way home from work and the guy in front of me suddenly stopped so i totally ran into him.
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