Teh Drama
“teh drama”
refers to any instance in a narrative where a dramatic event is forcefully inserted into the plot as a poor attempt to “shock” the audience or “jerk tears.”
the event is often times so contrived and ridiculous that it will cause knee-jerk eye rolls and scoffs in audience members who aren’t drooling fanboys or girls.
it is a tactic that is primarily seen in the web comic world.
heather: thank goodness we got you to the hospital after you were electrocuted by a high power line.
marilyn: thank you heather. but…there’s something you need to know.
heather: what is it?
marilyn: before i die of…lou gehrig’s disease…i have a confession.
heather: go on.
marilyn: i’m a lesbian and i fell in love with you the first time i laid eyes on you. -tearful blush- —actual example from the spinnerette webcomic
oh noes! teh drama!
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