Tehology
the study of the propagation and tenacity of commonly mistyped words, and the way in which they become common vernacular.
“teh noob got pwned! lol cats!”
-14 year old chronic masturbator playing wow
tehology dictates that this young man is not a complete waste of environmental resources, but the future of our country, and that we should attempt to understand his particularly brand of inane, border-line r-t-rded language.
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