tejada
going to a party and hooking up with one or more people, preferably drunk, while you are completely sober.
sometimes the designated driver.
guy at party: dude look at winnie! he’s totally pulling a tejada right now.
guy: are you pregaming tonight?
aaron: nope, i’m gonna try and pull a tejada tonight.
guy: nice dude. that takes skill.
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