tejas
a fat, lazy girl who has no friends. you will often find tejas’s online trying to flaunt the coolness it does not have. the natural habitat of a tejas should be the loo because it is a piece of sh-t. synonyms include cr-ppo, piece of sh-t,god d-mn son of a b-tch, tehas, toy horsey, texas toast, gayjas, contagious gayjas, and many more.
“bruh, stop being such a tejas!”
the original native american word for friend. often thought to be spanish, but used by the caddo indians long before the spanish arrived. b-st-rdized by spanish explorers and became known as the location now known as texas.
dont mess with tejas.
#texas #texias #techan #teysas #techas
the man, the myth, the street ball legend. winning with no apparent skill since late 2004, teja aka t-dizzle has become the most well known sandman in the 615. with unstoppable hooks and sicknasty game, teja has set the bar for ballin, on and off the court. a multi-sport athelete, teja has balled up scrubs in debate as well. a true master debator teja has verbally violated many opponents. this is exemplified with his dealings with the various adam smith inst-tutes and the widely, respected scholar f-kiyama f-kizawa. with his romantic sonnets and witty comments, teja’s proweress with the ladies is well doc-mented. teja was able to obtain prom dates merely by approaching a girl’s doorstep with a store bought cake, and using the infamous tag line “i baked you a cake.” as to why teja will become the next 40 year old virgin still remains one of the world’s greatest unsolved mysteries.
yo who the h-ll is that guy ballin outta control? its teja the biggest mack daddy of them all.
#teja #jayanthi #mack #pimp #baller #shotcalla #mackdaddy #thug #gangsta #w-nksta
(adj) someone who is awesome and cool
that dude is tejas man!
#tejas #awesome #cool #pimp #dawg
tejas means birghtness. bright like sun light.
missile name
tejas is equivalent to the sun light.
indian are building missile called tejas
often time the name of an indian boy which means brightness or halo in sanskrit. this meaning is often misconstrued in the states because of the heavy hispanic influence upon the english language. often, it is thought to be derived from texas, therefore causing the ‘j’ in the name to be pr-nounced like ‘hay’, i.e. ‘tay’has’. in reality, the name should be pr-nounced like the ‘tagious’ in the word ‘contagious.’
tejas’s happiness is contagious!
#texas #tejas #irvine #iindian #mispr-nounced names
skipping school on a test day so that you can get an extra day to study. the usual excuse is for doing this is “i was sick.”
person 1: where’s bill?
person 2: oh, he’s pulling a teja.
person 1: what an -sshole.
#stupid #idiot #test #skipper #moron
an epic person that will make you feel good in your pants if you see him.
has a dirty sense of humor- be careful what you say.
usualy flirts with girls, but if you b-tt in, things will turn pretty intresting.
joe- i met teja yesterday now im going out with this hot girl!
stephanie- i felt like droping down and doing it, good thing i only saw him for a second.
#flirter #s-x #fun time #taja #tej #fun
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